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Developer Channel
Patch notes, incident reports and other thoughts from the build. Mostly true.
Buildv1.2.0 (stable-ish)
ServersMostly fine
Coffee levelCritical
Open tabs47
v1.2.0
Patch 1.2.0: The Brand Shop is openLatestBig update today. Please read the notes before complaining on the forums (there are no forums).
Patch notes
12.11.2026
v1.1.4
Why I still write my own codeA confession about page builders, microwave lasagna and the strange joy of a 200 KB homepage.
Thought
08.11.2026
v1.1.3
Incident report #004: “Can you make it pop?”Severity: Medium. Logo was asked to pop. Logo did not know how. A post-mortem.
Incident report
30.10.2026
v1.1.2
Transmission: to every div I deleted this yearYou were wrapping nothing. You were styled with nothing. You will not be missed, but you will be remembered.
Transmission
21.10.2026
v1.0.0
Patch 1.0.0: Hello, world (the real one)First release. Ten case studies planned, one coffee machine harmed in the process.
Patch notes
01.10.2026